Aaughh! I've been Outed! :)

Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can (at 6:30 AM) and riding an electric cart in the parking lot, before being permanently banned. :) 

I finally found a perfect girl,

I could not ask for more,

Shes deaf and dumb and oversexed,

And owns a liquor store.   :)