Friday, August 10, 2018

Uttering Utterly (Udderly?) Uxoriousness









 



Bought some nighties, this is the package it came in. 
WTH?  :) 








What in the living fuck is wrong with people?
No way...something, won't go wrong with this...contrived contraption. 

This is Zeus.
He's a good boy.  :) 
 

5 comments:

  1. Your wife or girlfriend walks out of the shower. And she's looking hot like Ms. Vanessa in that open robe. Its now impossible for you to put together a coherent sentence. So she tells you, I will be late or back the next day. Before you can object her rationale is painfully real. Tonight she will fuck a real man with a real cock that can last more than 10 seconds. In fact, his superior cock can fuck for over 10 minutes. Her last comment is tomorrow, or tonight she may show you a picture of his man-size powerful cock, and a satisfied thoroughly fucked pussy. That perfect pussy that makes you pathetically cum in seconds. You mutter to yourself, fucking bitch.

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    1. My, my...but we do have an active imagination. Just one thing though, the cock photos are presented to the cuckold days in advance...to add to his anxious humiliation. :)

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  2. The three guys on the car were funny!

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  3. Well....what can I say....I can give you a written estimate for the job but let me tell you right up front this is going to take some time....I can be there tomorrow and start licking by 9....but I think I'm barely going to get anywhere in just one day....nope this looks like at least a week....maybe more depending on whether or not you're going to want a second or third coat....or more...
    So if it sounds good I'll get those contracts ready and you can look them over while I demonstrate my workmanship!!!
    Love
    Kaaren

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    1. "Work-Man-Ship"? Emphasis on the word "Man"? Perhaps you would like to rethink your wording on your application. :)

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