10 Unforgivable Bedroom Mistakes. (Says Who?)

(Read the article first. Otherwise it will make no sense. If that's the case...why the fuck am I writing/posting this.)   :) 

 

10 Unforgivable Bedroom Mistakes. 

 

Faking it.

No need...he licks until I say stop.

 

Comparing him with another guy.

How else can I point out his sexual inferiority besides doing this? 

 

Criticizing.

But of course I do. 

 

Off-topic conversations.

Its hard for him to converse...when I'm sitting on his face. 

 

Laziness.

Of course I am...that's part of being a sexually demanding and greedy dominant woman.

 

Hyperactivity.

Focus boys....try to focus.

 

Feeling embarrassed about your body.

Not really....more like never.

 

Caring only about your own satisfaction.

Again...that describes me to a T.   

 

Silence.

I'm a mouthy, bossy demanding bitch. Silence is not my forte.