Porn in the modern era.

I rarely ever watch any sort of porn...and on the very rare occasions that I do, its usually my own. :)

Anyhow, a couple nights ago I was bored and went to some tube site. Simply mindboggling to me. The pop-ups, the pop-overs, the pop-arounds, the gifs and ads and screaming blinking lights on the aide bars. It was like being in a busy casino while over caffeinated. Just too much.

But for the few moment that I was there I made a couple observations. High-res cameras and close ups have gone to far. I really don't want to be doing a colonoscopy while just viewing a few seconds of some erotic movie. And they bring out far too much details as far as dermatological "issues" that all human beings have at one time or another somewhere on our bodies. 

The other thing was....what the hell is with the graphic over the top, over kill content? I mean having 20 guys ejaculate into a funnel that is sticking out of some chicks ass? What is that? 

What happened to the good old fashioned (albeit cheesy) skin flicks of a previous era? They at least made an effort at a plot, some mood music, wardrobe, attire, makeup, lighting and so forth. And by having lower resolution cameras and keeping them back a few feet, the viewer had to imagine a few of the details. It was a bit more enigmatic where not all was disclosed until the ending...if at all. 

I just can't see the interest in "2002 Cumshots" a compilation tape where all is exposed in 3 minutes and the noises of the participants, the moaning, the music changes every 4.7 seconds, lol. 

Nope. If I'm going to watch something I want it more like that "quality content" (see what I did there?) that was done in maybe the 70s to the 90s. Call me a "purist" but I think there should be some sex before they jump from scene to scene. If I want superfast wham-bam sex with a quick ending...I'll just have sex with my cuckold. :)