An "Ass"ortment of Memes. Now without Pants! :)

A shelf cloud off the coast of Sydney on November 6, 2015.

 

 

 

 

 

Mom?

Dad?

Is that you?  :)

 

For when Uber will not service your area.  :)

 

Gucci?

WTFFFFF were you thinking?

(What The Flying Flipping Farfegnugen Floccinaucinihilipilificationing Fuck.)

 

 

Photo taken in a library.

 

No pants.  :)

This is a full on....cluttered clusterfuck. But notice, I *am* wearing pants. :)

 

My 20 year old fatty kitty.  :)

6 Signs That A Man Is A Cuckold .

I've read this (older) article a few times...& have no earthly fucking idea what they're talking about.

 

And more to the point...neither do they.  :)

 

Pornography and the butterfly effect.

Pornography and the butterfly effect.

 

 

 

 

I love snarky smartasses.  :)

 

 

This picture of the former host of Celebrity Apprentice and Kim Kardashian in the Oval Office is proof that Reality TV is responsible for the decline of Western Civilization.

 

 

Good night John-Boy.  :)

 

International Whores’ Day Demonstrations Planned Across the US, June 2.

International Whores’ Day Demonstrations Planned Across the US, June 2

 

I'd show up to support them....but I sprained by Vulva.  :)

 

Sex Workers, Allies to Meet in Washington DC on June 1.

Sex Workers, Allies to Meet in Washington DC on June 1

 

An Old Case Reminds Us How Dumb Obscenity Law Can Get.

An Old Case Reminds Us How Dumb Obscenity Law Can Get

 

Sweet Mother Fucking Fancy Moses...I Can't Deal With It Anymore! :)

Porn Leads To School Shootings, GOP Congresswoman Says.

 

 

 

Louisiana televangelist seeks donations for $54M private jet.

Ass...Wrapped...Unwrapped and Doggy Style.

Wrapped.

 

 

Unwrapped.

 

 

"Doggy" style.
Can you tell I'm bored?  :)

I Pee on Political Correctness - PC Golden Showers. :)

 

Yep, a sexually inferior little dicked cuckold in a monster truck with  gun rack and his prolapsed cow cunted wife (also his cousin) will piss their bloomers. Same as the vapid, vacuous cretinous jackanapes known as Dems with their hipster toys & lingo shoved up their whore asses.

(I make friends everywhere I go...giggles to self).  :)

They seem rather...."stiff".

Internet photos...no idea who or what or where or even...why.  :)

 

An Open Letter to Our President on Sexual Health. (FSC)

An Open Letter to Our President on Sexual Health.

 

A Twitter troll said I was "fat, bald, ugly and worthless"...

I replied:

"My adipose laden corpulence, lack of hirsuteness, with a visage that causes ocular disturbances, can engage in contrarian polemical interlocution on topics like epistemological philosophy, hermeneutics, history, geography, parthenogenesis, all while...not wearing pants". 

 

And then someone said I was "loquacious".

That second insult "hurt", lol.  :)

 

Vegas Sex Workers Prepare for 'International Whores Day' March.

I will be there with in spirit....with legs widely spread.  :)

 

 

Transgender people's brain activity matches gender identity, not biological sex.

Transgender people's brain activity matches gender identity, not biological sex.