Tuesday, May 14, 2019

I'm Giving the Presidentialatrix Award For Superior Superiorness to....Myself! :)

If this whiny bitch comical clown...can give out a Presidential Medal of Freedom award to some guy for hitting a ball into a hole (Or maybe its 18 holes? Who cares...its just fucking golf.) 
I can give myself some awards too.  :) 
















Friday, May 10, 2019

Gonzo: Thong man...

Its worth watching because its soooo stupid...but I love his fashion sense and free spirit.  :)
  








Okay, We're Done. We're Cooked. We're Toast. Kill all the Homo-sapiens. (Jimmy Kimmel) :)

Keep in mind people...they drive, they vote, they reproduce. 
Run for the hills, save yourselves, we're going down.
Guess I should buy some "Mountain Woman" survivalist...pants.  :) 




Thursday, May 9, 2019

Man With Micropenis Is Suing His Wife for Revealing His Secret. (An Argument For Cuckoldry)



She should have just cuckolded him. Seriously. I mean she fell in love with him right? (I'm not vetting this article for facts or veracity, just using it as an example.)

Meaning she must have enjoyed his company, his sense of humor, they are seemingly compatible in their interests, perhaps in politics, religion, types and genres of books, movies, somewhat matching lifestyles in preferences for food, exercise, hobbies, art, decorating, travel and everything else,except for that one...tiny little thing. 

So, rather than outing and publicly humiliating him, thereby ending the relationship, take his otherwise good qualities, overlook that one little flaw, use his dishonesty as a privately humiliating tinged leveraged argument against him, but with the point of staying together, he's obviously self conscious about it, "weaponize" that fact, use it as a control tactic, and get some worthy man sized cock whenever the urge hits her. Best of both worlds.  :) 



Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Monday, May 6, 2019

PleazeMe.com: Sex-Positive Social Network Offering Beta-Launch Access.


In a statement announcing the site’s  beta launch, PleazeMe.com founder/CEO Heather C. Montgomery suggested the platform is needed, since many major social media companies have altered their content and acceptable use policies to crack down on sex-related materials.

“Just a few years ago, the web gave people plenty of spaces to come together and explore their sexuality,” Montgomery said. “But the large companies that control the Internet have put sexual content restrictions in place, and very quickly, the Internet – where we could search and learn privately – is becoming a sex-negative place.”



The following 2 photos have nothing to do with the site mentioned above.
I just found them amusing.  :) 



Sunday, May 5, 2019

Pants? WTF? London Marathon: Nurse is denied record for not wearing a dress.



"This nurse ran the London Marathon in a record-breaking time. But she says she was told it wouldn't count because she wore scrubs instead of a dress, cap and pinafore. Tights were optional."

Ah yes...institutional patriarchal misogyny at its finest yes? Because in order to be a "nurse" a dress is required, right? Education, skill, experience and dedication mean zilch, and the "uniform" alone makes you a nurse. I can't believe I have to share space on this planet with so many idiots. 

This is a "nurse" right? 
You can tell by the "uniform".


If the uniform is all that matters, that means this lady is a "mechanic". 


This lady is a "plumber". 



As apparently all "nurses" are required to wear dresses, male and female alike...these are not nurses. Nurses wear dresses. Not scrubs. 


From a party some time back, this is me...being a "nurse". 


Get your pants down boys....Nurse Vanessa is here to examine you.  :) 


Saturday, May 4, 2019

Grandma Face Setting? Femdom Women Party with Ball Humblers? WTF? :)

Periodically, when I'm bored, I check search terms from my sites stats. The following search terms are some that some really, really, really freaky people used.  :)

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As I have no thrilling photos to load, here's a bikini I made, for all you kinky deviant "mannequin" fetishists.  :)