Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Sans Pantalones. :)




 


 















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Top 10: Pink Floyd from "The Voice".

According to whomever compiled the videos together.  :)


Hotwife Cuckoldress Seeking Quality Bulls.


Craigslist being censored/dead, my ability to come into contact with "potentials" has been greatly reduced. So, I am on a Bull Hunt, polite and on point is a must, knowledge of my "version" is a plus, intelligent and well written replies is preferred.

I am selective and take my time vetting new lovers. Email and messages will be exchanged, when/if I feel its "right" a coffee date will be arranged in a public setting of my choosing. 
Should that go well, Boom/Boom! :)

I prefer between roughly 30 to 50 years of age 6' foot tall or over, in shape (meaning muscular and built), above average size dick, clean, discreet, mellow and have integrity and honesty and available late at night. I am not submissive and my cuckold is submissive only to me. Understand that...clearly.

My requests/rules/expectations/demands/limits are:
~I require no cunnilingus, that's my cuckolds job.

~I won't be kissing you on the mouth, but otherwise kiss as much as you like.
(The only turn off I have is super-wet-slobbery-kisses.)

~Please don't be "loud". No pressure or anything, not so much like I'm telling you to be quiet, but please don't be loud. I would like my cuckold to hear the sounds of the sex, and know how much pleasure I'm experiencing, so little to no talking is ideal.

~I will be removing the condom from you before you go, after you have been "satisfied" and please get dressed and I will walk you out.

Sincere messages appreciated...rude or messages from applicants that didn't read my ad will be ignored and/or laughed at, mocked with derision and then ignored. 




Monday, November 12, 2018

Maat: Goddess and the Origin of the Ten Commandments.

Her ostrich feather represents truth.

Maat or Ma'at refers to the ancient Egyptian concepts of truth, balance, order, harmony, law, morality, and justice. Maat was also the goddess who personified these concepts, and regulated the stars, seasons, and the actions of mortals and the deities who had brought order from chaos at the moment of creation.

This is the origin of the 147 negative confessions (others refer to 42) from which the Ten Commandments were "borrowed" and this dates to somewhere between 2375 BCE and 2345 BC.   



By the way...I have my own Ten Commandments...which must be followed.   :) 





Perverted and Vanilla Memes.

Couples Counseling?  


You should be humiliated for that spelling.  :)












Friday, November 9, 2018

Face Sitting Cafe? Queening Chair Day Spa? Pussy Eating Social Club?

I  should maybe open a face sitting social club for women. You know, like a combination cafe and spa where they come in based on appointment, get a Mani-Pedi, a soothing neck massage while enjoying a nice cool drink, just sort of lounge around, gossip and chat, some nice mood music, while getting orally serviced and properly satisfied. 

Nah, it would probably never work. Staffing could be an issue. I mean first things would be going great and all gangbusters and a flood of subs would apply. But first thing you know, one of them would want a dental plan because "Wet Wanda" would keep peeing in their mouths and eroding the enamel on their teeth. Then one would complain about neck problems because "Amazon Anne" bounced, ground and undulated too much. Next thing you know they'd be trying to form a union because "Ass-Slut-Loving-Antoinette" would be making rude demands of the....anal nature. 

I'd have to spend half my time slapping, ball punching and spanking the employees, probably get carpal tunnel syndrome from administrating so much punishment, get sued by any local cafe/spa competition for unfair business practices, plus the potential for some of the subs having a jealous girlfriend or wife, possibly getting "stiletto stabbed" one dark night after closing...fuck it, I'll just get a paper route instead. :) 



 


Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Out of Titles. :)

This little Bunny Rabbit has been living in my yard for the last couple of years.
 His (her?) water dish is on the side.  :)



Rare Mandarin Duck.



Push-ups?  :)







Iceland.