I'm a military weapons expert (stop laughing damn it).
This is the infamous "Dildo gun".
It fires dildos up your antagonists ass. :)
I don't understand the whole "Dick Tax" thing some Findoms push. I mean you got a sexually inferior little tiny useless dicklette. Why should that mean you pay some lazy bitch a dollar...or more?
Get your tongue out with a real woman and make up for your inadequacies. :)
With some exceptions, our ancient ancestors mostly used their "own" parts for sexual gratification. You know, things like dick, fingers, tongue and so forth. :)
