I like Gum. But that's not relevant to this post. :)

Apparently this morning in Lower Manhattan someone put a life-sized Putin on the Wall Street Bull and covered it with dildos.

 

 

Betty and Veronica (1957).

Hotels - Hustlers Larry Flynt - Sundry Memes. :)

Nishiyama Onsen Keiunkan, a hot-spring hotel in Japan, is the oldest hotel in the world. It has been in business since 705 A.D. and has been passed through 52 generations of family.

Worlds Oldest Hotel.

 

How 1968 helped Larry Flynt build a pornography empire.

 

She.

That's what she said.

She speaks who the truth. :)

 

"Speel Chek Deerie"....before getting tattoos.  :) 

 

I could just stare at this all day.

In fact...I think I will.

Hold my calls. :)

 

 

Health and Safety Cable Nightmare...right here.

 

 

Smothering Box - Queening Stool - Face Sitting Chair.

I think I need a different hobby.

 

Knitting cuckold cock coozies (kuckold kock koozies) perhaps?   :)

 

My Etsy Shop.

 

My eBay shop.

 

My Amazon shop.

 

 

Fuck me and Fuck this Fucking Motherfucking Fucked up Fucking floor...

 

 

Not my type of thing but I just like her heels.  :)

 

 

I wouldn't mind looking out my window and seeing that.  :)

 

Fuck this fucking motherfucking fucked up fucking floor...

I need a new lover.  :)

Kasual Kitty Koping a Kick back..:)

                                 I Asked Cucks Why They’re Obsessed With Watching Their Partners Cheat.

Sex Workers Take Over Reddit As Cops Lament FOSTA Law Drawbacks.

Passage of FOSTA Law Has Created Obstacles to Cops’ Pursuit of Sex Traffickers, But May Have Spurred New Interest In Lives of Sex Workers.

 

23 Profoundly Disturbing Photos Of Homemade Sex Machines In America.

23 Profoundly Disturbing Photos Of Homemade Sex Machines In America. 

 

I don't like all this fake dick on a robot thing. I want the real thing. But what the hell do I know? I'm just drunk, disoriented, confused, flustered, flabbergasted and of course belligerent. Fucking fake robotic dicks...how disgusting. 

 

Scratches self inappropriately, spits on the ground and storms out. :)

 

 

A very rare sight from a Danish off-shore wind farm. Due to a low fog the complex flow patterns formed by the wind became visible.

 

Restoring faith in humanity.

 

 

No idea why its loaded twice on the same clip. :)

 

Lesbians have better sex than straight women according to science.

Only because men haven't been taught how to properly use their lips and tongues.  :)

 

U.K. Pushing New FOSTA Copycat Law to Force Sex Workers Offline.

Labor Party Member of Parliament Leads Call To Ban ‘Prostitution Web Sites’ From Internet. 

 

Men Shouldn't Be Ashamed of Beating Off with Sex Toys.

Yea whatever....get your tongue out your wanking fucking fucking wankers.  :)

 

I've been thinking about wearing one of these to the gym. What do you think?

Too much?  :)

 

 

 

 

5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are One).

5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are One).

Stripper?
I hardly even know her.  :)

 

 

Sweet Fancy Mother of Moses in the Morning.

Those are some hot-ass bloomers.  :)

 

At first glance, I thought this dress was made out of condoms.

Its actually made out of latex gloves.