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Monday, July 9, 2018

5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are One).

Stripper?
I hardly even know her. :)

Sweet Fancy Mother of Moses in the Morning.

Those are some hot-ass bloomers. :)

At first glance, I thought this dress was made out of condoms.

Its actually made out of latex gloves.

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Australian law requires that all partners must say 'yes' – out loud. (Fuck that!) :)

This is a good example of government run amuck.

How the hell is he supposed to verbally give positive approval when his mouth is....:)

This Female Porn CEO Thinks Kink Can Bring People Together.

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Saturday, July 7, 2018

Republican PSA.

Just a friendly reminder, your party has been hijacked by insane lunatic fascists and Nazis.

If you are a patriotic American...do something about it!

Below is Bob Dole.

Bob Dole fought in WW2 against the Nazis.

Bob Dole is now 94 years old.

Bob Dole is a lifelong Republican.

Be like Bob Dole.....fight against Nazism!

407,316 Americans were killed or are missing from WW2.

671,846 were wounded.

130,201 were captured and prisoners of war.

What the fuck are some GOP people doing....being or supporting Nazis?

In all sincerity I can proudly and l loudly say...

Fuck Trump!

In 1942, Dole joined the United States Army's Enlisted Reserve Corps to fight in World War II, becoming a second lieutenant in the Army's 10th Mountain Division. In April 1945, while engaged in combat near Castel d'Aiano, Dole was badly wounded by German machine gun fire, being hit in his upper back and right arm. When fellow soldiers saw the extent of his injuries, all they thought they could do was to "give him the largest dose of morphine they dared and write an 'M' for 'morphine' on his forehead in his own blood, so that nobody else would give him a second, fatal dose.

Bob Dole (front right) with fellow future Senator Daniel Inouye.

The 1st Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Does the moron that made this meme know that the word "Allah" means....God? :)

End of PSA.

(Now, back to our regularly scheduled perverted snark and smutty humor. ) :)

Man Makes Mental Note Not To Share Drugs With Loud Horney Girl At Party.

Bull Search: Cock Blocked by Mushroom Headed Cocks.

(This post is followed by an e-mail to my cuckold. I presume you all will find it interesting, otherwise why fuck am I bothering myself with writing it?)

The bull search is not going well. Ran into complications. There are always challenges in life, including in a Hotwifes life, usually having to do with a lack of attraction on my part towards the potential Bull, or the ever present problem of guys overinflating their measurements and instead of actually having a "Superior Sized Schlong!!!", they have a #2 puny-pencil-in-the-pants.

Sometimes its mushroom headed cocks. I've known a few of them. The one mentioned here I could only give a handjob to. My mouth doesn't open that big so....:)

Dear Cocky, You should know what I'm up to today.....
VM is the first guy that wrote, the only one that wrote much at all, & wrote anything that I can appreciate. You know, the guy with the mushroom shaped cock head I told you about. The head of his cock is remarkable....large mushroom head indeed...it's hard to get a condom over the top, or to get past my little mouth. I am meeting him at a coffee shop at 11 today. He' s going out of town for a week starting this Friday, so even though I want to fuck him, I will have to wait...unless there's some secluded, private, clean area that he & I could rush off to after coffee & he could pound my pussy...

The Big Head Cock.

Photos above are Internet photos.

I mean I don't fuck cartoons, nor marble statues. :)

Fierce looks all round at London Gay Pride. (Fantastic Photos.) :)

One of the biggest Pride marches got underway Saturday morning, with some eye-catching outfits.

I had to zoom, enlarge, crop to see what the one guy had 'hanging" off the pink shorts. :)

Joe D. Footsniffer: Cuckoldry versus Candaulism.

Regarding your reply to my post here I think there is no way to accurately break down percentages of who does what or how often. Candaulism (or wife watching) could be viewed by many as similar to cuckoldry, but I think there are various acts and "attitudes/tone/temperament" attributed to one and not so much the other.

Candaulism is more of a voyeuristic activity (in my opinion) that could involve just "straight sex", meaning nothing kinky. Cuckolding may often be more within the BDSM realm, have a lot of fetish overture, be more female dominated in nature and have about a gazillion variations. So to answer your question, only the couple involved would really know but I suspect it would be more of the former than the latter. The only way to compile data like this would be to interview people, which opens up the possibly or even likelihood that some might embellish their story...or for others undersell it because perhaps the guy is humiliated to reveal that he was sucking on another mans balls when that guy ejaculated into his wife. :)

Candaules, King of Lydia, Shews his Wife by Stealth to Gyges, One of his Ministers, as She Goes to Bed by William Etty. This image illustrates Herodotus's version of the tale of Gyges.