Saturday, November 11, 2017

Blackmail to Suck A Cock. TIC-TOC, TIC-TOC. (By the Poetic Pud Pounding Pervert)

In his bed, tossing turning!
In cold sweat, slowly learning!
She's not a Bitch with which to trifle!
Looks down barrel of loaded rifle!
Week to find and suck a cock!
("It's illogical!" -Mr. Spock)
A few screenshots, the deed was done!
For him is HELL! For Her is FUN!
Pics of his deepthroating skills!
Then the words that gave him chills...
"Got you...faggot. Now I own you!"
(Hilarity did not then ensue!)
Screenshots saved "for a blog post"!
You'd think that he had seen a ghost!
The way he shook, his heartbeat racing!
Soon he knew what he was facing!
"I will be naming names..." She said...
He said, "You wouldn't!" (Then he pled!)
She outlined, then, terms of "escape"...
He read the words with mouth agape!
"Photographic evidence"...
(Giving him just one week hence!)
...him "sucking a real man's dick....off"!
("Get us out of here, Chekov!")
Then words descriptive of the act!
(I'll share a few right here, in fact..)
"Faggot lips...around warm flesh"...
(Just one second...screen refresh)
Now, where was I? Ah, I remember...
...in message thread with name NOvember"...
Descriptive words, "throb," "pulsate."
"Balls will explode"... (There's more, just wait!)
...into your mouth, where you'll suck down"...
(Left out an adverb...not a noun)
"HAPPILY suck down," to be clear...
(Yet won't be "happily" I fear!)
"Happily suck down, lick up, swallow..."
(Just a few more words to follow...)
..."all that superior man cream."
(The words were real, yet felt a dream...)
Final line was nothing fancy.
Just three words, "One week....Nancy..."
He went to bed, but could not sleep!
Tried melatonin! Counting sheep!
Sent Her a message stating thus!
His problem no time to discuss...
Just four words, then She was gone,
with link for him to gaze upon!
What four words did Goddess say,
before to bed She made Her way?
"Here...this will help," and then the link.
So left alone one more to think,
he clicked the link...what met his eyes?
Pics of Bull Cocks! Many Guys!
From advertisement post She'd had!
She'd said he'd need to post an ad...
"Run/answer ads...Stop bothering me"!
Who is this "man"? Why, I am he!
Though still not sure, it seems quite real...
But will She truly make me kneel
and suck Cock to implied "completion"?
Blackmail hardly seems Her style...
I do not think Her quite that vile!
Is Her goal to make me squirm,
or to gobble real Man sperm?
"Tic-Toc", "Tic-Toc", the clock is ticking...
On computer mouse I'm clicking...
A search for sites an ad to place,
with pictures that are sans my face...
Not like my pic that Goddess saved...
...in act my friends would call depraved...
Friends...and family...farmer types...
Guns and Bibles! Stars and Stripes!
What would my friends and family say
to pics that made me look so GAY??
She has my full name and address...
And so begins O/our game of chess...
Her next move I cannot know...
(Two more lines and then I'll go.)
At last I drifted off to sleep...
Counting Cocks not counting sheep...
~ "Tic-Toc.


 Nancy better hurry up and suck a man's cock."~
-Vanessa Chaland

Bang Cock? :)


 
An Essence that he'll never know
A Power o'er him begins to grow
Fem'nine Essence. Ancient. Real.
Across the miles he starts to feel
a thing unseen that eats his soul
A Spirit Voice of pure CONTROL
Laced with Knowledge, Power and Strength
Thing that has not breadth nor length
Nor height nor depth nor other bounds...
A Thing within that yet surrounds...
Touches him at deepest core
Never sated, whispers "More..."
Soundless Words of deep effect
Words commanding his respect...
He pictures Face that isn't seen
A Face that's neither kind nor mean...
Yet is STERN, determined, set
Below, Her Essence glistens...wet
In his heart there lies a Throne
One that's never been his own
One that's waited for Her Essence
Thing of Beauty, Power and Presence...
Waited for Her Touch, Her Voice...
She who takes away his choice...
in myriad wicked, subtle ways...
One he resists, and yet obeys...
On the throne She takes a seat
Inner eyes bow at Her feet...
"What do You want?!!" (his inner call)
Across the miles a whisper..."All..."





Friday, November 10, 2017

Dominant Women - Female Domination - Squirting - Female Ejaculation.

The first time I squirted on his face, and he orgasmed, I saw the look in his eyes, and I knew he hadn’t experienced it before.  He had a look of shock, bewilderment, lust, humiliation, and awe.  He was so eager to please me, and for some time, he wasn’t able to bring me to orgasm, which led to many bare bottom and thigh punishments.  Now he is much better trained, as I have since stepped up his training, and have most recently started ruined orgasms with clean-up training.  The look on his face when he’s beating his little thing for me is so much fun to watch. I watch him cringe at the thought of carrying out my wishes, stroking away, I can see how repulsed he is, yet, he comes soon after...go figure.
 

Dirk Hooper's Fetish Photography, Fetish Models, Dominatrix, Reviews and BDSM News.

 
His site is a huge resource of BDSM-Fetish related photos, links, reviews and much more.
 

Who Wore It Better?

My vote?
The Burrito. :)
 
 

Hedy Lamarr: Incredible Woman.

Today (yesterday, whatever) would have been Hedy Lamarr's 103rd Birthday. She became a movie star, got bored, then got into science. She helped the Allies during WWII, developing spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology. Her work created wireless technology.
 

Smallville actress is 'second in command of sex cult under investigation for extorting, beating and branding its members.

 
 
 


Payson Jr. High accused of exposing children to pornography by showing the musical ‘Oklahoma!’

How can I express my thoughts about these sorts of people in an eloquent and classy way?
 
 
 
 


Slut Smut. :)

 
 






Queening Chair, Queening Stool, Queening Throne, BDSM, Face Sitting Chair, Dungeon, Sex Chair, Sex Toys, Smother Box.

This is the first chair I made using Triple Wall Fiberboard and its the first prototype. It is structurally sound but does have a rough finish with some cosmetic damage, aesthetic anomalies, which is due to it being moved around and stored etc. Perhaps a drunk Dominant Woman (or two) might have tripped over it once or twice. Having said that, the chair is brand new and has never used. Due to these factors I'm offering it for roughly half price.  
 
 




 

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Knife-wielding man with porn magazine armor arrested after allegedly attempting to stab ex-neighbor.

I debated whether or not to post this as I would never make light of, nor mock, someone in a disadvantaged positon (expect cuckolds of course, lol).
But, his "body armor" of choice...just amused the heck out of me.  :)
 
 
 
 
And on a totally different topic...

JackHammer my Pussy Please.

The other day I was out running errands and got caught in a road consruction zone. Its some huge project where they have a bunch of guys with all the big tractors and a massive mess. Anyway, it ended up being one of those deals where you inch forward and a few cars go and then sit while some guy flags people.So while parked there waiting, right next to my car is some guy with a jackhammer. Well I guess its a thing to pack the dirt but just like a jackhammer. Anyway, he was pretty young, very cute, well built and lots of muscles. So I'm watching this thing bounce up and down and of course its making me think of sex. Its like how the thing was pounding made me think of getting my pussy punded. And obviously him be such a hot guy was helping my imagination right along. :) 


The thing was...just watching guys. How they move, watching his feet in his big work boots. Sort of how they shuffled around and moving forward with his big old muslce legs in some well worn 505s. Mesmerizing. I suppose its the same as a guy watching a womans ass when she's walking away. But in this case its how...sturdy I guess is the word....he was. Confident, sturdy, solid which is sexy. A manly man, a real man, the kind that get me so hot and that I love to get fucked by. Its hard to explain how one guy just has that thing...that spark or "zing" factor which immediately makes me sit up and pay attention. Usually its those type of guys. Not Mr. Spiffy with his coifed hair and his suit and manicured hands. I like a guy that makes me feel like a pretty lady, as opposed to a guy who is prettier than me, lol. Okay, so I know I'm just rambling but the point is that I wish I could have sat there for an hour watching him or even better, given him my phone number. But, no, traffic started flowing so instead I came home and later just sat on my husbands face for a nice orgasm. I'm still working on the new lover or lovers, but am getting impatient. :)

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Pose...

 "Fuck me pumps"! What a body!
"Date night" for Cuckoldress Hottie!
Shoes picked out! Now the rest!
To be fucked! It is Her quest!
By a Bull! A Man endowed!
One who "rises" from the crowd!
Cuckold ego not protected!
Cuckold duties, dress selected!
Lacy panties! Lacy bra!
Pack of condoms! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Before She dresses, strikes a pose!
Then sticks Her Pussy 'gainst his nose!
It is as close as he will get!
Reminds himself, with much regret...
"Thoughtful" Her reminds him, too!
She smiles and then removes a shoe...
Foot is kissed! Then Her Ass!
One part SLUT and two parts CLASS!
"Walking Sin" is what She be!
"Don't wait up!" She says with glee!
Dressed and gone and off to fuck!
(Hubby be "shit out of luck"!)
Later cum-filled "party favors"...
(Three used condoms! Three Bull flavors!)
 
(Text supplied by the Poetic Wanking Cuckold.)

Toes....


A Bit of A Rant....Found Online. :)

(The point is not if you are pro or anti Trump, but just how amusing how much effort this guy put into his post. I mean he's just totally going the fuck off! )  :)

Trump: You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

 You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

 You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

 I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

 Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

 You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

 You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

 And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

 You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

 On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

 You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

 You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
 noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.

 You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

 The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.

 True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

 P.S.:
 You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
 evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally NOT GOOD.