Smut. :)

The Rich Are Smart And Pay Too Much Tax?

You know how "some people" say the rich are taxed too much, and how "some people" because they were born rich or got really lucky think they're smarter than others?
Moschino is selling a dry cleaning bag as a dress for $737.

Tax those sonsabitches some more I say.  :)

Women...

Poetic Wanker is Back.

(From a reader who takes one of my photos and then writes his perverted poetic take on it.)

 

Mystic Power that draws the eyes
Where her Fem'nine Essence lies...
Sense it is a Sacred Thing...
(In chess terms, Queen takes King!)
King removes his golden crown
Hesitates...then lays it down
At Her feet, where he is kneeling
A simple act, yet so revealing...
Toward Her Pussy lifts his eyes
An act, he learns, that is not wise
He feels the cane upon his flesh!
Leaving stripes, vivid, fresh...
Can only look when told he can!
No more a King! (Scarcely a man!)
Yet his internal eyes It holds
Stripping things he thought strongholds...
Strips his will he thought so strong!
Pulls his heart and soul along...
Pulls his eyes down to the floor...
A Thing to worship and adore...

 

 

Sex Week: Raising Awareness in the Ivy-covered Halls.

And what will they do the other 51 weeks of the year?   :)

 

For the Record: Twitter Has Not Banned Porn.

For the Record: Twitter Has Not Banned Porn

 

Calvin and Hobbes? The Origin of Female Domination? :)

One of my favorite cartoons is Calvin and Hobbes, for multiple reasons. However, for the purpose of this post, we will talk about Susie Derkins, his little neighbor. Interestingly enough, when I was a little girl, I sort of resembled Susie. And to an extent my husband looked/acted a bit like Calvin. When little boys are around little girls they are often mean, sometimes in a playful manner, sometimes cruel. Rude comments about our bodies, pulling and yanking on pony tails and pig tails in the early years. Later years might include the above plus harsher comments about our skinny-fat asses, big or small breasts, etc. I was called every variation of "Skeeter" (mosquito bites on chest), grabbed, groped, insulted, had my bra strap snapped, whatever.

 

 

One "episode" of Calvin involves his continued harassment of Susie and at one point he asks her what possible reason she, a girl, could even have for wanting to be alive. Her reply was, she wanted to be around so that at about age 17 she could watch guys like Calvin *beg* girls like her for a date.

 

 

Then: Little boys told girls like me that we were stupid, ugly, flat, useless, weak, smelled funny, ran funny, didn't know how to "play right" and more, much, much more.

 

Now: Those same types of little boys (especially the submissive ones) will do just about anything if they are allowed to put their penis inside us. Lacking permission to do that, they beg to have us touch them, sit on their face, plus more, much more. Could it be that part, one small part, of the reason that FemDoms enjoy kicking/punching a guy in the balls, spanking/caning him, planting our pussies and asses on their face is for revenge? Paybacks a bitch, a real bitch.

 

That bitches name is "Me" (insert your wife, girlfriend, Mistress name here).  :)

 

Something's off when Hobby Lobby insurance covers Viagra and Penis pumps, but not Birth Control. :)

Should High Schools Provide Condoms to Students?

Of course they should. Give them proper education, advise them on potential pitfalls of unwanted pregnancy, diseases, jealous exes and shotgun weddings...then wish them well.  :)

 

 

Side note...these sorts for condoms are for cuckolds only. :)

 

Wish I knew how to do this....I'd have some fantastic headlines. :)

Do Not Open - Click - Nor Read This! :)

I would post photos like this one....

 

However, I seemed to have misplaced my ...fog machine, lol.  :)

 

 

You had one job.

 

First Black Playboy Bunnies circa 1965

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Lets play....Name the Fetish!  :)

Me and Twitter Have A Strained Relationship.

This happens at least a few times a week...if not every day. For some reason, our elected officials (be they GOP or Dem or other) are a bunch of crybabies who complain to Twitter every time their feelings get hurt. They don't seem to like it when you call them out on something, or provide facts to refute whatever lies they're telling at the moment.

 

Or maybe they dislike it when I call them "Pussy Ass Coward Prolapsed Cow Cunts",  lol. 

Anyway...Onward and Upward!!  :)

 

Photos and Memes...Its As If I Took Everything, And Threw It Into The Blender. :)