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Sunday, February 12, 2017
Read. Read this. This must be read. Its mandatory that you Read This. :)
Once a year I reread Judy Blume's: "Tales of a Forth Grade Nothing"
And of course: "Are you there God? Its me, Margaret"
I also reread Dr. Seuss "Oh The Places You'll Go"
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All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sand pile at school.
These are the things I learned:
•Share everything.
•Play fair.
•Don't hit people.
•Put things back where you found them.
•Clean up your own mess.
•Don't take things that aren't yours.
•Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
•Wash your hands before you eat.
•Flush.
•Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
•Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
•Take a nap every afternoon.
•When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
•Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
•Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.
•And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK.
Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.
Take any one of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or government or your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if we all - the whole world - had cookies and milk at about 3 o'clock in the afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or if all governments had as a basic policy to always put things back where they found them and to clean up their own mess.
And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out in the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.
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Humans want to complicate things and we always assume that the next fad, the next movie or the latest tech gadget or app is going to enlighten us or make our lives more satisfying and worth living. Those inanimate objects will not. Its people and those interpersonal connections that make life worthwhile, helping others, sharing, learning, educating and just being part of our world. Pity that so few people either know...or remember that. :)
And of course: "Are you there God? Its me, Margaret"
I also reread Dr. Seuss "Oh The Places You'll Go"
*****************************************************************************
All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sand pile at school.
These are the things I learned:
•Share everything.
•Play fair.
•Don't hit people.
•Put things back where you found them.
•Clean up your own mess.
•Don't take things that aren't yours.
•Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
•Wash your hands before you eat.
•Flush.
•Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
•Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
•Take a nap every afternoon.
•When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
•Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
•Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.
•And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK.
Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.
Take any one of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or government or your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if we all - the whole world - had cookies and milk at about 3 o'clock in the afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or if all governments had as a basic policy to always put things back where they found them and to clean up their own mess.
And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out in the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.
*******************************************************************************
Humans want to complicate things and we always assume that the next fad, the next movie or the latest tech gadget or app is going to enlighten us or make our lives more satisfying and worth living. Those inanimate objects will not. Its people and those interpersonal connections that make life worthwhile, helping others, sharing, learning, educating and just being part of our world. Pity that so few people either know...or remember that. :)
Saturday, February 11, 2017
My new Home Page is Nothing but Good News. :)
We all have burnout on the daily political stories and the stream of bad news from around the world. And in no short order anyone can get sucked into it and become a bit obsessed over it. So, I decided to change my homepage to "Good News" so that whenever I get up...the first articles I see are positive, uplifting and encouraging. Now obviously because we want to be informed we'll all eventually gravitate towards the regular news, but we could make the effort to not view the world as this wholly dark and depressive fucked up place. Because in reality...its not. :)
How often should you have sex with your partner?
I always enjoy "experts" that want to advise me (and you) on how to be "average and normal".
Odd thing...I've never desired nor striven to be normal. :)
Odd thing...I've never desired nor striven to be normal. :)
Friday, February 10, 2017
Utah’s New Anti-porn Bill Gets Committee Approval.
Support The ACLU.
Because Free Speech Is Important And This Is The:
Because you are an inferior little dicked cuckold.....(E-mail to my husband.)
Your dick stiffens when I humiliate you because you are happy to get whatever show of affection I choose to grant you. You know that I could fuck any man I want, and can get better men than you to fuck all day long, and will, so you have to do something special to be able to give me pleasure at all.
See, those men that I seek out to fuck are studs, and highly superior to you sexually. They are meant for breeding, spreading seed, and I gladly help them spread that seed (don't I Cocky?). They are not to be asked to do other things for me, that is where you come in. You are inferior to them, but you can fill other "voids".
You work hard to help me reach a clitoral orgasm with your tongue. You use your tongue to soothe my stretched, swollen, red pussy after being stuffed with a real cock. You lap my pussy clean of all sperm left behind by my lover, or even placed by me, with your tongue. Your tongue is splashed constantly with my juices as the stimulation & my arousal mixes with the realization that I have a faithful oral subby hubby that loves me and wants me to be happy. I reach orgasm rubbing against your mouth, and you know you made it happen.
Your tongue is now orgasmically connected to your dick because of this. That is why your dick is hard, Cocky.
See, those men that I seek out to fuck are studs, and highly superior to you sexually. They are meant for breeding, spreading seed, and I gladly help them spread that seed (don't I Cocky?). They are not to be asked to do other things for me, that is where you come in. You are inferior to them, but you can fill other "voids".
You work hard to help me reach a clitoral orgasm with your tongue. You use your tongue to soothe my stretched, swollen, red pussy after being stuffed with a real cock. You lap my pussy clean of all sperm left behind by my lover, or even placed by me, with your tongue. Your tongue is splashed constantly with my juices as the stimulation & my arousal mixes with the realization that I have a faithful oral subby hubby that loves me and wants me to be happy. I reach orgasm rubbing against your mouth, and you know you made it happen.
Your tongue is now orgasmically connected to your dick because of this. That is why your dick is hard, Cocky.
The thirty things I have learned about love by watching porn...
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman is caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always have orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "oh Yes" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them, they high five each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted).
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't beat the shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you for getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking you both.
24. Women never have headaches, or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to suck it.
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head, and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.
{Found online, author unknown, not relevant to me, but funny anyway. Vanessa}
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman is caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always have orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "oh Yes" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them, they high five each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted).
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't beat the shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you for getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking you both.
24. Women never have headaches, or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to suck it.
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head, and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.
{Found online, author unknown, not relevant to me, but funny anyway. Vanessa}
Thursday, February 9, 2017
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