Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Andy Rooney on Sex.

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!


                Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor.

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Monday, January 2, 2017

Dating Sites and Social Media are the New Porn.

I've been contemplating something for some time now and from conversations with various single people have come to the following conclusion. I think a huge amount of dating site/social media hookup site users...are never getting laid.

There are random articles that indicate sites like Tinder etc, are seriously frustrating for single men. One of the reasons is many women are using them as "fan clubs" and a method of bolstering their egos, for validation that men find them attractive, but have no real desire to date anyone. They are more concerned with having likes, fans, feeling "popular" then actually meeting someone.

As there is a disproportionate amount of young, unburdened, single and attractive women on these sites, (because really, we can find a date anywhere) the ones that spend so much time there are "valued" and this strokes the ego due to a lack of competition. Flash some hair, pearly whites, tits and ass, and suddenly you're more popular then ever before in their lives. 

Most likely, the highest prevent of true "hook ups" or actually finding a long term relationship, still comes from the usual methods and places for meeting people, meaning right outside your door. The gym, a bar, work, just normal everyday activities. So mostly the online stuff is just people flirting, being exhibitionists and voyeurs, getting a little nude porn fix, probably masturbating and then going back to their lives.

There is no real point here other than an observation and thinking about how, while technology is fabulous in so many ways, some things remain the same.

Diabolic vintage illustrations of ‘spanking machines’.

 

Google to Shake Everything Up Again in January.

 

Boy Drawing a picture of his crush in class HD.

I still love this one.  :)
 

NO, IDIOTS, 2016 WASN'T THE "WORST YEAR EVER"

 
 

 

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