It occurred to me the other day that I haven't masturbated in.....years? I'm not even sure how long its been. Which is a bit odd when you think about it. I mean years ago I spent a small fortune on dildos, vibrators, various insertable and smooth textured items, things with bumps, that hum and vibrate, glow in the dark, round, small and large, one extra large...like a piece of firewood. :)
Shower nozzles, oh my Lord the shower heads, nozzles, anything that could spray a good and steady stream. I should feel guilty for the amount of water I used showering/bathing...and I wasn't even dirty. Well, at least my body wasn't "dirty"...can't say the same for my dirty mind. :)
But when you have a 24/7 on call-on duty "tongue boy" at your beckoning, lovers on the side when the mood strikes you, what need is there for masturbation? b
So that makes me wonder....how often other people do it, or if they even do if they're in a steady relationship where sex is regular and a given? I mean I'm sure that single people do quite often, and of course all those wanking submissive types have their cock in hand at any given moment...but no surprise there.
If anyone wants to jump in and volunteer information on this exceedingly invasive and personal question, lol......feel free. :)
Monday, October 17, 2016
Sunday, October 16, 2016
R.I.P Headphone users :( We loved you all!!
The title is my favorite from the comments section of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wndl_Az0ws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wndl_Az0ws
Saturday, October 15, 2016
Thursday, October 13, 2016
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Monday, October 10, 2016
Sunday, October 9, 2016
Smutty Slutty Salacious Stuff....
This photo was supposed to go with the previous post....but I'm too damn lazy to change it. :)
Implement Overload.
Recently I started doing a casual inventory of fetish related items in my home and was a bit stunned by the sheer volume of random items scattered about. Spanking implements everywhere, straps, canes, hairbrushes, paddles. Obviously Queening chairs...there's at least one in every room and some rooms have a few stacked in them. Liberator sex pillows in a closet...where the box is dusty on the flaps, so that proves no recent use....and the need to spank the "maid" for not tending to better housekeeping chores, even though the "maid" is a rather large submissive cuckold, lol. :)
Dresser drawers where you find old small dildos you thought you threw away back during the Clinton administration, (a small bong, but that's another story), lace gloves and penis whips, or nipple clamps, packages of unused condoms that are tossed into the trash as they are *way* past the expiration/safe date.
Armoires full of leather and thigh high boots and he of corset, crotchless panties that I can't recall if they were a gift or if I bought them...but unopened and still brand new.
So I thought I would part with some of it via my Etsy shop. And I have. Some delightful very dominant woman bought this leather strap shown below...and I know I have too much....
Dresser drawers where you find old small dildos you thought you threw away back during the Clinton administration, (a small bong, but that's another story), lace gloves and penis whips, or nipple clamps, packages of unused condoms that are tossed into the trash as they are *way* past the expiration/safe date.
Armoires full of leather and thigh high boots and he of corset, crotchless panties that I can't recall if they were a gift or if I bought them...but unopened and still brand new.
So I thought I would part with some of it via my Etsy shop. And I have. Some delightful very dominant woman bought this leather strap shown below...and I know I have too much....
So why do I miss it?
Saturday, October 8, 2016
Stainless Steel Cock Ring Series.
PHS International has expanded its top-selling stainless steel cock ring collection to include new finishes, a new color and eye-catching detailing.
Is that what Beyoncé meant when she sang about "Put a ring on it"? :)
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