Saturday, October 1, 2016

Simplicity.

I often don't have time to write those rambling ponderous babbling bog posts like I used to. And because of the same reasons, I often don't have time to read the deviant and disgusting writings of some of my favorite fellow bloggers. Its sort of bizarre because with the ever increasing amount and types of social media available to us these days....I sort of preferred the old days (you know, like last week, lol) when it was just less cluttered and it seemed more enjoyable.

Technology is great but it can sort of get away from you and end up dominating your life without you're even knowing it. Everyone wants to stay "connected" and in some cases I get that. But without warning the sense of urgency to be "connected" fails to reveal what we are connecting with. By that I mean it can be addictive, this wanting to absorb all the information possible in a 24 hour cycle, and suddenly you realize that most of what you think you are "staying on top of" is silly nonsense with our less than stellar political candidates, or some nonsense that is presented as "news" but is really just gossipy trash. :)

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CLONE-A-WILLY.

                                                       The In Home Penis Molding Kit.
 
 
This is for real men only. No point in replicating the cock of a little dicked guy. :)
 

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Friday, September 30, 2016

Stuff...

Hmm...I wonder if this is true, lol. :)
 



                                         Lovebotz ‘iGasm’: Sex Simulator for Both Genders
 
 

Spanking Bench - Spanking Horse - Strapping.

While there are many fantastic spanking benches and spanking horses available, most are a large apparatus that is heavy, expensive and occupy a great deal of space. I am now making benches that can be used on a bed. This one has 2 different angles from front to back, which enables the user to have their bottom elevated higher or lower depending on desire. It has 3 inches of foam for comfort on your torso, the covering is a loose slip cover which can be easily removed and is machine washable. The angles allow for near straight down strokes with paddles, straps, belts, canes or whatever is preferred. It obviously can also be used for a variety of other sexual acts. And from a "privacy" standpoint of nosy neighbors or family, one could just say its used to alleviate back pain and is used for stretching purposes. :)




 
 
 
 
And should you need an authentic old fashioned razor strap to go with it....:)
 


 
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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Little girl sees a man crying outside of a store.

We are inundated with negative news stories that, while real and tragic, could make one think there is no compassion, hope or good in this world.


Simply not true....and perhaps the younger, less jaded generations (thus far) will do even better.  :)

Gays. Gays. Gays. Gays. Gays.

Love you.  :)
 




Cuckold Musings....

{Reposted with permission from the author, a guy on Fetlife. He likes to write poems based on photos of mine he sees that motivate his inner...pervert.  He asked me *not* to mention that he has a small inadequate inferior dick...so I won't mention that. :)


SOLUTION-ORIENTED
Bull Sperm Transportation, it can a problem!
Enter Vanessa! She knows how to solve 'em!
Use a small dildo, with a small base!
Wait! Let me back up! I cut to the chase!
First the deposit of Manly Bull Sperm!
Perhaps She'll let Cocky tonight "burp his worm"!
If he cleans Her well! "IF" I will repeat!
When on his face She takes rightful seat!
Damn! Once again, I'm getting ahead!
Deposit not made, I have him half fed!
First soundly fucked! Stretched deep and wide!
A Bull Sperm deposit! Deep, deep, DEEP inside!
Then plugged with a dildo, a small ickle thing!
A smile as She glances at Her wedding ring!
Panties pulled on! Then off to Her car!
Then the drive home! (It isn't too far)
Parks in the driveway, steps through the door!
Shoes, pants, and panties soon lay on the floor!
She then takes a seat on Her Queening Throne!
From cuck below a faint, muffled groan...
His tiny balls cropped! Her orders obeyed!
As into his mouth new deposit is made!
She asks how it tastes! (As She doesn't know...)
His face 'neath Her Pussy, 'neath gravity's flow!
She tells of Her night, She wants him to feel
base degradation, leave wounds that won't heal ...
Wounds to his psyche, wounds to his soul!
Wounds of a humbling, utter and whole!
Taste true defeat, cum pungent and thick...
Bull's job to fuck, cuck's job to lick...