Queening Chairs - Fetish Clothing - Spanking Skirts - Sissy Clothes.

Sometimes I need to do blog posts that are just for the search engines, have to give them "Meta Tag Food" to chew on. This is one of those times. So for the readers...disregard...go outside and play. :) 

Female sexual desire in Victorian England, Revisited.

                                                               Shameless hussies. :)

Male Masturbator Gets Kinky with New Fetish Model.

Experimentation with BDSM is all the rage since Fifty Shades of Grey bounded into mainstream pop culture. Now guys who want to create their own mini-dungeon in the palm of their hand have a stylish option in fifi’s new Dominator design. 

Couple of 59 Years Dies Holding Hands: 'When We Get to Heaven, We Can Walk in Together'.

I need tissues.
Like a case with 24 boxes...of tissues.
Its what I want. :)

Sex on Fire.

I just love this.

Jimmyjane Introduces a New Type of Sex Machine.

                                          Jimmyjane Introduces a New Type of Sex Machine

History of Erotic Depictions.

                                                           History of erotic depictions. 
                           4,000-year-old erotica depicts a strikingly racy ancient sexuality.
     The Turin Erotic Papyrus: The Oldest Known Depiction of Human Sexuality (Circa 1150 B.C.E.)

The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm, Germany.

Just be Grateful.

                                         Life can be hard. Obviously harder for some than others. 
                                            But considering the big picture....we got it made. :)

Fashion - Slut - Body Shaming.

                   Emily Ratajkowski Defends Dress Called ‘Vulgar’ and ‘Repugnant’ by Tim Gunn. 

 

Why the uproar? I think she looks fantastic. And I don't care what a 63 year of, celibate by choice for 36 years.... gay fashion critic thinks. Tim Gunn is an okay guy, but seriously, most women are going to think she's hot or be jealous of her, and heterosexual guys will want to go out with her. So...Mr. Tim Gunn...you've been overruled by the masses. :)

What does "Fuck Off" mean?

There is figurative, then there is literal. When you tell someone to "Fuck off"....what does that even really mean? To "fuck off"? I know what "jack off" means. But as far as copulation or coitus?

Fucking "off"...it makes no sense. Copulation off? Fuck you? I want to fuck you? If you're mad at someone, why would you want to fuck them? I mean you don't like them....sex is the last thing on your mind. Getting away from them is....but stripping down if they say "Fuck you"? Never happens.

And how about "Fuck it"? Fuck what? As in...fucking chair leg broke. You're not going to fuck the fucking broken leg on the fucking chair right? I mean Holy Fuck.

                                            Here's some fucking memes for you. Fuck it.  :)

Bull Sperm Transportation Method.

                                              Buy a small 2 or 3 inch dildo with small base.

 

                                                                Pussy gets pounded.

                                                        Superior sperm is deposited.

                                                                 Insert small dildo.

                                                               Put panties back on.

                                                                    Drive home.

                                                      Remove panties and dildo and......:)

Advantages to leaving your bra off.

                                                   Advantages to leaving your bra off. 

                                                                What the hell is a bra?  :)

Blue Balls 2.0

Regarding this previous post a reader tried to insert a link which failed to work correctly. The following photo is what he was trying to insert. You know..."insertion"....the very thing all guys with blue balls try to do seeking some relief. :)

Memes and Things.

                     I personally keep a good supply of wood cooking spoons handy...just in case. :)

 

Does anyone else notice something odd about the photo below?

                                         

 

He must masturbate a lot.

 

                                                                       I totally agree.

Hiring Pro-Dommes and a Few Memes.

Many people claim (guys mostly) that there is a massive disparity in the numbers of submissive men and dominant women. Of course this may well be true, but in many cases I think its because some guys have this predetermined notion of what a "Dominant Woman" is supposed to look like, how she would dress, talk, walk, and whatever else that may be specific to his fantasy.

So to fill in this gap some women turn to the "professional dominance" business model...which seems to be loosely based on doing whatever the hell, with no standards, no health or safety measures and probably none of them pay taxes. :) 

So in light of that, and I hate to point out the obvious...especially to the obtuse where things are occluded....:)

But for those that have a fetish and don't mind paying dominant women for that experience...why not find a local broke but curious young Coed and pay her to satisfy your fantasy? I mean the so called "Pros" charge what....no idea really...$100 or $200 an hour?

You just run an ad and find some nice open minded young hard working lady, where you pay her like 50% or 75% less than the "Pros" and have her tailor playact out your fantasy. That's still probably several times more than whatever the pathetic and inadequate amount that minimum wage is. You get what you need, you're maybe helping her with some college tuition or whatever, no downside really. I mean in my opinion the optimal situation is that everyone finds their life mate....but I realize that may not happen so some will end up paying for certain "services".  :) 

                                             Random Assorted Memes I Found Amusing.