Change your Cocks...err, I mean Clocks. :)

What sort of sadistic jackass puts nearly invisible chairs in a waiting room where people with bad eyesight will be at a Laser Eye Clinic reception office?

  

Fall in Virginia. 

 

It's hard to argue with her assessment. 

I don't think that's how spirals work...

 

Giving a best friend a hug.

Eiffel Tower from below. 

 

 Posted by a horse vet: "This adorable little guy fell asleep on my feet while I talked to his people."

 

The colors and lines are just amazing. 

 

These guys are goldcrests, the smallest birds in Europe. They weigh 1/100th of a pound and their eggs are the size of peas. They also looks really grumpy all the time.

 

  These aren't real people right? I mean...this is just a bad episode of "Punk'd" or a prank or something correct? No one, I mean no one, could actually be this cheesy with the clichés...right? No one would actually take a twat waffle like this serious...right?

I've said it before and will say it again...I love a good smartass.  :)

  

Rare Insult... 

  

Why is this sort of unnerving...in the way that "Independence Day" or other similar movies were? Or perhaps less so, if they're just delivering dildoes and chastity cages?  :)

 

Red Panda....going crazy. 

 

How a real Stag sexes up a..."Doe"?

 

  

And that, kids, is how I met your mother...

Commotion in the Underpants. :)

(I was lying. There is no commotion in my underpants. Its a slow night at the...orifice. Insert rim shot if desired. Instead...you got whatever's posted below.)  :) 

 Bachelorette' contestants strip dodgeball game fiasco. 

 Tuesday’s episode, 10 bachelors were divided into two teams to play dodgeball, per request of  Bachelorette Clare Crawley, who told them, “I really do want a man who has some balls!”

Fine, sure, whatever. Imagine the uproar if it had been a male Bachelor asking 10 females to strip nude for a dodgeball game. The country would have exploded into screams of sexism, exploitation, moral decline, sexual harassment, social media might have collapsed under the sheer volume of pissed off "feminist's" losing their minds, people would have been fired, fines would have been levied by the FCC, there would have been boycotts of the show and its advertisers, #Hashtags would have been created at an astonishing pace, #MeToo would have gone apoplectic, careers would have ended...does anyone else sense a bit of a....double standard here?   :)

Utah. 

 

Rozenhoedkaai canal in Bruges, Belgium. 

 

Pointlessly gendered water coloring. 

 

Perfect Forest. 

 

No means no, but if you’re a guy, then how dare you?

 

This is what a baby camel looks like. 

 

Frozen blades of grass. 

 

Fluffy...

 

Fierce tiger roaring. 

 

 

Caught red handed at the scene of the crime. 

A happy family.

   

Woman spends $120K on body modifications to morph into a 'blue eyes white dragon'. 

Obviously people can do whatever they want, its their body, but I fail to see how this is an "improvement". The two photos of the blonde lady below are her...before the alterations. I think she was gorgeous, just in her natural state and original body. 

 

Look at this monster. 

Found online...

 

During the 2010 Zheng-Kai marathon Jacqueline Nyetipei Kiplimo from Kenya saw a Chinese elite athlete struggling to drink water. She ran with him from the 10km to the 38km mark aiding him through all the water stations. This slowed her time to 2nd place. This is what real "winning" is all about. Those that don't get that....I can't help them.  :)

I'd be willing to bet this guy is somewhere in the "Virgin/Incel" spectrum.  :)

Proof that chivalry is not dead. But...intelligence is.  :)

 

Fall leaves. 

  

Friends. 

  

Smiling and waving while doing insane plane aerobatics.