Chaotic Clusterized ClusterFucking Covfefe. :)

A *very* cozy patio. 

Warm, inviting, safe and secure looking, friendly, happy and serene. :)

 

Well, my word and land-sakes...how did *this* get in here?  :)

You ever notice that every single person in the Trump administration is both a pathological liar and bat guano stupidly insanely fucking certifiably nutzo crazy?  :)

 

Beilstein, Germany. 

 

For those that forgot...or are too young to know...this is 80's "Big Hair". :)

 

Actually, its not all that weird or baffling. The previous presidents were either Democrat or Republican. Trump is neither. Trump is just...fucking Trump. 

Some guys claim they just *can not* find a date...I can't figure out why.  :)

 

 Me, rolling over in bed.

No wait, maybe its an iceberg.  :)

                                

Crazy-fast Dad reflexes.

                                

Apron - Sissy - Cuckold - Chastity - BDSM Clothing.

Apron - Sissy - Cuckold - Chastity - BDSM Clothing.

Faux Suede - Extra Thick - Heavy Duty - Water Resistant 

 

Apron - Sissy - Cuckold - Chastity - BDSM Clothing.

Queening Chair - Smother Chair - Facesitting Chair - BDSM Furniture

This Chair is designed larger (wider & longer) than I usually make so it should accommodate those of a larger body-type. The seat has roughly 3" of foam padding & batting & the backrest has 2" of foam padding, both are covered in a water resistant fabric. Most of the chair is made from repurposed material with a rough finish, & it's made so the persons head is in a comfortable position without the need of anything beyond a small pillow.  

Queening Chairs - Smother Chairs - Facesitting Chairs - BDSM Furniture

 

  

Queening Chairs - Smother Chairs - Facesitting Chairs - BDSM Furniture

Why Wearing A Mask Matters: Coronavirus Transmission Explained.

Yea, I sell masks through one of my shops. 

That is not why I'm posting this link. 

I care about peoples health and well being.  

You want to buy one of mine? 

Great. 

You want to buy one from someone else? 

Great. 

You want to make your own? 

Great. 

Just please wear one.  :)

This Post Brought to You by...No Fucks Left to Give. :)

Its old, but it still makes me laugh.  :)

  

I swear...every single time I leave the room, these mannequins are up to something. :)

  

Italian Alps...just stunning beauty. 

 

Take Care of Yourselves.

These are challenging times. Staying healthy, mentally, physically, emotionally and spiritually should be the main focus of everyone. Be nice to yourself. Don't beat yourself up. Don't beat yourself down. It might seem impossible, but try not to worry. Take a walk. Clean out the garage. Organize a cupboard. Get exercise. Read a book. Write a letter or an e-mail to old friends or relatives that you haven't talked to in awhile. Breathe deep, stretch, do Yoga, Pilates. Study up on ancient religions, or geography, or history. Resume hobbies that you once had, but lost sight of. Painting, woodworking, crocheting, or teach the same to your kids or spouse. Eat healthy, eat clean. Try to look at this time as an extended vacation, or a retreat of sorts, make the best of it, try to be productive, try to improve on yourself, try to plan for a better future, look forward to a new life, different sure, unknown and unclear...sure, but a new life all the same. Most of all try to make life better for those around you, which usually will make you fulfilled and happier. Try to make the world a better place.  Advocate for those, that can't do it for themselves. Being useful for others, being helpful to others, is always a way to feel better about ourselves. 

 

P.S. If you're out wandering around, hiking or foraging...keep an eye out...for my pants. :)

10 Sexual Phrases You Probably Need To Google.

10 Sexual Phrases You Probably Need To Google.

Funniest thing ever, in the history of funny things...to me. :)

I'm messing with people on Reddit. On one of the cuckold SubReddits this little interaction just took place. He posted his message, I'm trying to make a joke. But we are now in a world that is so bizarre with fake/false/fictional aspects of "cuckold" porn, movies, stories, apps and sites, the vernacular having become so stupid, twisted and jaded, the poor guy can't even figure out that "Bulls" fuck cows...in a pasture. Can't stop laughing, in the truest sense of Lol... :) 

Need some assistance. PM me with reply’s nsfw imindare****

Besides cuckold personals, anyone know of another place to find couples in need of a bull? 

Comment as VanessaChaland

41 minutes ago

Cattle pastures? 

imindare****

7 minutes ago

App or website or subreddit? 

VanessaChaland

3 minutes ago

A field.

In the country.

Where cows graze? :)