A Cornucopia of a Melange of a Myriad of a Plethora of Sundry Memes. :)

 

 

 

I miss Dave.  :)

People are Just So Rude Sometimes! :)

My phone rings, I say "Hello."

A recorded message tells me that its a representative calling from Microsoft and that my ISP has been compromised in several counties.

This sounds serious...I thought to myself.

So I waited for a few seconds until an "authorized agent" comes on the phone and starts her spiel about the issue and before she get get to the "give me your credit card number" part I interrupted and said...

"Go fuck yourself you Cunt & after that ass fuck yourself & then kill yourself &...

The fucking bitch hung up on me!!!!

Just so rude of her, right? :)

Coffee versus Porn and Porn versus Coffee. :)

Starbucks says it's going to block customers from watching porn in stores after years of pressure. 

And in retaliation: 

YouPorn bans Starbucks after coffee chain announces porn block.

Google Fuckery...and Fuck Fucking Google. :)

A few days ago I received the following message from Google. 

 

Anyone that followed me on Google+ knows that I never posted nudity, no tits, no nipples, no excessive ass, no crotch shots, nothing like that. Apparently they have their censorship bots set on "Puritan" and while (for example) 27% side ass or side boob flesh is acceptable, 28% is WAY over the fucking limit and they "flag" that post. So, acting like children they have a "3 Strikes Rule" and after your 3rd strike, they delete your profile. Of course you have no idea what post "violated" their hypersensitive "feelings", so there is no way to avoid posting similar content in the future, if you don;'t even know what it was that offended them in the first place. 

When they send you a "warning" it looks like the following: 

Your Google+ content has violated the Google+ User Content and Conduct Policy, which is against the Google+ Terms of Service. As such, your content has been removed or blocked.

Content type: Post or comment

Reason for removal: Sexually Explicit Material

Content identifier: z12nsbuoqa5dn5uh221cngooqrbf3xzx04

Certain removal reasons may result in your content being visible either only to you, or only in certain countries. Sincerely, The Google+ Team

                                                                                      

Notice the "Content identifier number"...it is not something you can search for, its not something that relates to a particular photo that you labeled or titled...so it means nothing. Anyway, for a few days, I could not access my blog dashboard panel so I assumed this blog was "dead". Then today, I "rejiggered" my profile, and it allowed access to the panel. So, unless Google decides to kill this blog (which they have done in the past) I'm back to being my normal obnoxious self.   :)

Pastor Nadia Bolz-Weber Declares Watching Porn Isn’t Shameful.

Sweet Jesus...I have seen the light!

Can I get a Hallelujah?   :) 

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. :)

Just because...

I see 10.

5 on each side. 

 

As Elaine said on Seinfeld....

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." 

 

Excellent secure storage facility, for a chastity key. 

Or some Tacos. 

And maybe even some Häagen-Dazs :) 

Sex is Innocent. Sex is Raw. Sex is Honest.

Sex is Innocent.

Its an instinctual & biological urge that has existed in humans (and all animals) since the dawn of time. Its animals doing what we are programmed to do, for the propagation of our species, and for our own hedonistic satisfaction and the sharing of pleasure. 

Sex is Raw.

Its an unvarnished act where virtually all inhibition disappears and primal lust conquers all, driving towards the climatic heights and the soft afterglow. The ego and mind games, the clothing and accouterments, societal conventions and norms, the pretense and posturing, the makeup and war paint have been stripped off, leaving us bare and vulnerable. 

Sex is Passionate.

The intimacy of co-joining of two bodies, touching, utilizing all five senses, taking and being taken, its an invasion, bodies slapping, in heat, heated and hot, steam rising, shuddered and chaotic breathing, unstilted.

Sex is Sincere.

Human beings are self conscious, afraid of rejection, fearful of critiquing. When consensual sex begins, when the passion occupies our minds and conscience, most of those uncertainties evaporate as mutual acceptance has been assured.

Sex is Honest.

Randomly Random Memes with Assorted Pithy Comments and No Pants. :)

 

What...no cup holder?  :)

The Colossus of Rhodes. Up-Skirt? I mean....Up-Tunic?   :) 

Oops. NipSlip. Don't tell any Fundies...they'd probably want to call in a drone strike or something. :)