Thursday, May 31, 2018

An "Ass"ortment of Memes. Now without Pants! :)

A shelf cloud off the coast of Sydney on November 6, 2015.
 
 
 
 

 
Mom?
Dad?
Is that you?  :)
 
For when Uber will not service your area.  :)

 
Gucci?
WTFFFFF were you thinking?
(What The Flying Flipping Farfegnugen Floccinaucinihilipilificationing Fuck.)

 
 
Photo taken in a library.

 
No pants.  :)

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

This is a full on....cluttered clusterfuck. But notice, I *am* wearing pants. :)

 
My 20 year old fatty kitty.  :)


6 Signs That A Man Is A Cuckold .

 
And more to the point...neither do they.  :)
 

Pornography and the butterfly effect.

 
 
 
 
I love snarky smartasses.  :)


 
 
This picture of the former host of Celebrity Apprentice and Kim Kardashian in the Oval Office is proof that Reality TV is responsible for the decline of Western Civilization.

 
 
Good night John-Boy.  :)

 

International Whores’ Day Demonstrations Planned Across the US, June 2.

 
I'd show up to support them....but I sprained by Vulva.  :)
 

Sex Workers, Allies to Meet in Washington DC on June 1.

 

An Old Case Reminds Us How Dumb Obscenity Law Can Get.

 

Sweet Mother Fucking Fancy Moses...I Can't Deal With It Anymore! :)

 
 
 



Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Ass...Wrapped...Unwrapped and Doggy Style.

Wrapped.
 
 
Unwrapped.
 
 
"Doggy" style.
Can you tell I'm bored?  :)

I Pee on Political Correctness - PC Golden Showers. :)

 
Yep, a sexually inferior little dicked cuckold in a monster truck with  gun rack and his prolapsed cow cunted wife (also his cousin) will piss their bloomers. Same as the vapid, vacuous cretinous jackanapes known as Dems with their hipster toys & lingo shoved up their whore asses.
(I make friends everywhere I go...giggles to self).  :)

Saturday, May 26, 2018

Friday, May 25, 2018

Memorial Day.

Memorial Day falls on May 28th this year.
 
In my opinion, the best way to memorialize it is:
 
Don't let jackass politicians start any more wars where the sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, sisters, brothers, mothers or fathers of those already wounded or killed, be forced into the same path.
 
Politician's start wars, regular people don't. The vast majority of people that inhabit this planet are good solid people regardless of race, creed, sexual orientation, religion, nationality and/or any other factors. We all want basically the same thing. Peace, opportunity for ourselves, for our family and kids. People want to find the partner of their dreams. People want security, dignity, many want to serve or honor a higher power, they want to serve something and someone outside of self. All human beings are, or can be, noble, and live a life of dignified stature, with class, grace and positive contributions to society and humanity.
 
But none of them, or none of us, can live that life and achieve our true potential if we allow our "leaders" to drag us into the mud, bog us down with ridiculous petty nonsensical greed over a bit of land or some oil, or over the color of someone's flesh or the type of religious clothing they wear, and start wars based on that where 1000s if not 1,000,000s die and suffer endlessly.
 
People seem to forget that we are the government, and those we elect are our employees...not the other way around. We can hire them, and we can fire them. We should insist they hold themselves to a higher standard and act accordingly in a manner that makes us proud...not embarrassed and ashamed of America. I'd like to be optimistic about the future of the USA and the world at large. At times that can be challenging, especially of late. Our determination to ensure future generations, that they will even have a future..is really what fallen service men and fallen service women fought and died for. We owe it to them, their children and grandchildren, to hold ourselves accountable to demand our leaders live up to what we as Americans, and as human beings in/of the world are readily capable of...and deserve.
 
 
 

Thursday, May 24, 2018

Bat Guano Crazy Ass Republican Blog Readers. I Love Republicans. I'm not wearing pants! :)

 I love the type of Republicans that used to be...you know...Republican.  :)
 






 
I detest, loathe, dislike, disrespect, fight against, and attempt to defeat these sorts of "Republicans". Seriously, GOP voters, get it together. Your party and (to whomever it applies, regardless of party) your religion has been hijacked by insane heretical, fraudulent charlatans who are fucking you over day and night...and that's with no lube.  :)
 

Trump blocked an organization and the voices of 500k military vets and families.
#CadetBoneSpurs....

 
Who's a good Boy!!!  :)


 
 
( I posted a few photos with a couple nudes in them in a blog post a few days ago and some right wing crank sends me a 78 point unsubstantiated copy/paste rant about Obama (posted below). News flash...Obama isn't president anymore, and you should start your own pro-fascist blog...and keep me out of your insanity. Should you see this...seek help. You need it.)

Obama's Greatest Hits
1) Illegally armed Mexican drug cartels and ISIS militants
2) Attempting to shut down gun stores outside of law
3) Spent tax dollars to re-settle illegals inside U.S.
4) Using executive action to restrict Second Amendment
5) Illegally targeted conservative groups via IRS
6) Secretly obtained phone records from Associated Press journalists
7) Carried out military interventionism in Libya without Congressional approval
8) Expanded Bush’s unconstitutional government faith-based programs
9) Supported Bush’s unconstitutional Patriot Act
10) Agrees with Bush’s support of unconstitutional, indefinite detention of U.S. citizens without filing any charges
11) Supports unconstitutional, warrantless wiretapping
(President Obama is a huge supporter of warrantless wiretapping)
12) Had four U.S. citizens killed without judicial process
13) Ordered private company to fire 1,000 employees
14) Stole money from retired teachers and police officers
15) Fired Inspector General for discovering that Obama’s friend had embezzled government funds
16) Lied about letting people keep their health insurance
17) Lied about the cost of Obamacare
18) Gave tax dollars to campaign contributors and lobbyists, and falsely claimed the money was for “green energy”
19) Had “off the record” meetings with lobbyists
(Obama's cabinet members held hundreds of meetings with lobbyists at coffee houses near the White House to avoid the disclosure requirements for White House visitors.)
20) Had armed SWAT agents raid a law-abiding guitar factory because it was owned by a Republican
21) Ignored constitutional requirements for appointees
22) Tried to outlaw family farms
23) Auctioned off ambassadorship to the Netherlands
24) Made the TSA even more abusive and ridiculous than it had been under Bush
25) Illegally demanded monetary payment for Freedom of Information Act request
(Obama demanded the Goldwater Institute pay nearly $79,000 before it would share public records via the Freedom of Information Act.)
26) Stole money from retired Delphi employees
(Obama eliminated the pensions of 20,000 retired Delphi employees in 2009)
27) Used “off the books” funding for military interventionism
(Anti-war activists who helped elect Obama accused him of using the same “off-the-books” funding as his predecessor George W. Bush when the president requested over $83 billion from Congress for the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.)
28) Tried to silence criticism of auto-bailouts
(Obama pressured the Ford Motor Company to stop criticizing Obama’s bailouts of General Motors and Chrysler in a TV ad.)
29) Tried to silence video on YouTube
(Obama asked a Jewish singing group to take down its video from the Internet in 2011.)
30) Illegally gave Obamacare exemptions to unions that supported the passage of Obamacare
31) Defended Bush administration’s unconstitutional, unwarranted use of GPS device
32) Was cited by nine states Attorney Generals for committing 21 illegal acts
33) Tried to seize hotel because some of its customers had used illegal drugs
34) Made recess appointments when Congress was not in recess
35) Supports guns for himself and his wife, but opposes them for everyone else
36) Approved giving 20 F-16 fighter jets to a Sharia dictatorship
37) Violated the very same campaign finance laws that he claims to support
38) Encouraged employers to switch their employees from full time to part time
39) Had Freedom of Information Act record worse than Bush’s
40) Supports installation of hidden cameras on private property without a search warrant
41) Accepted illegal campaign contributions from foreign citizens
42) Lied about the Benghazi attack
43) Complained to YouTube about an anti-Muslim video
44) Falsely said that Fast and Furious was started when Bush was President
45) Illegally refused to fire Kathleen Sebelius after she violated campaign finance laws
46) Gave special access to people who raised or donated $500,000
47) Adopted harmful new restrictions on prescription painkillers – even though the House had already voted against them
48) Illegally refused to submit a budget on time during four of his first five years
49) Fined UPS $40 million because some of its customers had used UPS to ship illegal drugs
50) Added 20,000 extra pages to Obamacare without Congressional approval
51) Waited until after the 2012 election to release unpopular Obamacare rules
52) Tried to rig federal auctions of radio spectrum space
53) Put someone in jail for making an anti-Muslim video
54) Rewarded one of his biggest campaign fundraisers by nominating him for the ambassadorship to Canada
55) Asked contractors to disclose their political donations before bidding on government contracts
56) Falsely accused a law abiding news reporter of being “an aider and abettor and/or co-conspirator” in a criminal investigation
57) Asked Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate himself for lying under oath
58) Used Obamacare to illegally give the IRS additional powers without approval from Congress
59) Illegally solicited donations from health insurers
60) Proposed military interventionism in Syria
61) Refused to fire or prosecute more than 1,000 IRS employees who illegally used their IRS credit cards for their own personal use
62) Had the Secret Service visit a law abiding citizen who had criticized his policies on Twitter
63) Had the IRS grant special, illegal favors for his brother’s so-called “charity”
64) Illegally bypassed Congress to delay Obamacare’s employer mandate
65) Illegally forced 2,200 privately owned auto dealerships to close, which destroyed 120,000 jobs
66) Gave 23,994 tax refunds worth a total of $46,378,040 to illegal aliens who all used the same address
67) Used tax money to pay federal employees to organize protests against George Zimmerman
68) Illegally continued giving foreign aid to Egypt after it had a coup
69) Broke promise to end Bush’s surveillance of U.S. citizens who were not suspected of committing a crime
70) Falsely guaranteed that people could keep their doctor
71) Illegally seized a privately owned gun from a law abiding citizen
72) Illegally prevented individual employees of small businesses from choosing their own plan during the first year of Obamacare
73) Illegally avoided enforcing the required income verification of people who receive subsidies for Obamacare exchanges
74) Illegally delayed the caps on out of pocket health care payments without Congressional approval
75) Falsely said the NSA review was being conducted by an “independent” body
76) Nominated a telecommunications lobbyist and Obama fundraiser to head the FCC
77) Tried to violate defendants’ right to a fair trial
78) Threatened internet service providers with contempt of court if they did not install surveillance software