Disappointed...but not that Surprised. :)

 

I support democracy, as the alternatives (theocracy, dictatorship, autocracy, etc.) are not a better option. So, this is what the people want...they got it. Pressing onward and upward.  :) 

What's Everyone Doing Tuesday? :)

I voted early, stocked up on "provisions", food, water, Vodka, bullets (the sex toy people, calm down), emergency flares, batteries (you know, for my vibrators), and will be hiding out at home (in a couch or blanket fort), hoping for the best. 

Hoping for sanity, no violence, no revolution, no terrorist attacks (domestic or otherwise), no lunatics trying to overthrow democracy, no extended or protracted legal challenges or contesting the results. I hope we can return to a modicum of civility (assuming numbnuts cult leader Trump loses) and have politicians that use rational thinking, honesty, ethics, integrity and selflessness to help advance the status of Americans, the environment and humanity as a whole. In other words, it would be nice if politicians (our employees by the way, they work for you, not the other way around) just simply shut up and did their fucking jobs. Yeah, I know, I'm having a rare moment of being a credulous optimist...it will soon pass and I'll be back to my usual grouchy, bossy, bitchy, demanding and authoritative self.  :) 

It's Trophy Day!!! :)

 

I'm always amused when various groups and organizations hand out awards and trophies...to themselves. Over the weekend one of our local newspapers had articles about all the awards they received, from some local newspaper group, wherein they themselves are voters on who wins the awards. So essentially, they voted to give themselves some awards. Broadcasters Associations do it, Hollywood does it, sometimes sports leagues do it...so screw it, I am hereby giving myself a fuckton of trophies. I've done this before, because I'm bored, and it's so arrogant and silly, it amuses me.  :) 

I mean, check out this trophy...for a high level of lameass stupidity. 

And no matter what anyone says, I still contend this guy deserves some kind of trophy. 

Anyway...back to me...which is what this post is about lol...

Award for being a Cock and Ball tease. 

Award for being rude and caustic. 

Award for giving handjobs, to various lovers. 

Ah yes, one of my favorites, the Golden Taco Award for...eating Tacos. 

The horses ass (or donkey, aka a jackass) award for being a...jackass. 

The just for the fuck of it and with no specific reason award...

MILF award. I am not a MILF and as you can see, I stole the fucking thing, lol. 

 

The Worst Blog Post Ever Award....which I proudly award myself. 

The "Bomb Ass Pussy" Award, which has yet to be made via the sculptor.  

Okay, I need to go get a life and find something productive to do.   :) 

Queening Stools - Rim Seats - FaceSitting Benches.

Feeding Search Engines. Nothing to read for regular readers, who read, here. (Note to self, Good Lord my photography skills...suck.)  Anyway, press on.   :) 

                               

This Queening Stool is designed so the persons head is in a comfortable position without the need of anything beyond (perhaps) a small pillow. Covered in a water resistant faux pleather with 2 inches of padding on the seat and some material is repurposed. Mannequin shown for size comparison only.

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This Queening Stool is designed so the persons head is in a comfortable position without the need of anything beyond (perhaps) a small pillow. This stool is covered in a water resistant faux pleather with 2 inches of padding on the seat (overlaid with egg crate type of foam which creates the textured look in the photos) and some material is repurposed. Mannequin shown for size comparison only.

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Just finished this book a couple days ago. 

And for regular readers, this post is mostly just for search engines.  :) 

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Face Sitting - Queening Chair Lies. :)

In middle ages, many women of wealth had male "tongue" slaves that would "serve" them whenever their husbands were away. The idea of only sitting on a man's face would allow them to experience some pleasure but remain faithful to their husbands. In ancient Persia, "queening chairs" were crafted to cradle the man's head and neck for support in case he was called to service many women, or if the woman involved needed longer servicing than usual. Women would sit on the chair and drape their dress over it. There was a hole they'd sit over where the man's face was to be.

I keep seeing the above all over the Internet with the same text. The thing is, there is/was a device or piece of furniture known as "birthing chairs" used for the obvious purpose of...childbirth. So, that is not the same as a Queening chair. Imagine that, bad information on the Internet, who would have ever guessed that could happen, lol. 

Anyway, my point being, to the best of my knowledge, there is no evidence of any of the assertions made by those copy/paste people with the claims above, though it is a nice thought from a sexual historical perspective.  :) 

Best Day Ever! Dave Bautista explains why Donald Trump is a Whiny Bitch! :)

 

 Regular readers know I've been saying this for...pushing 10 years. Facts are facts and this is a 100% fact. It's lovely when other people, especially guys, especially when it's truly tough guys say the same thing. Made my mother fucking day! Side note: Boxing, MMA, running, wrestling, kick boxing, thinking, speaking, reading, talking, swimming, walking, you name it, Kamala would kick Trumps ass! 😁

Strap & Riding Crop Movies.

 

 

I was searching for something and came across these clips in a file buried deep in my PC I had forgotten about. Anyway a girlfriend of mine was curious about domination, so I offered up my husband to be a "crash test dummy" of sorts. I am so giving and generous, lol. That's an interesting thing. If a woman asks any of her close girlfriends if they want to experience dominating a male...for me, 100% have jumped at the chance and I could have a line out the door. I think it has to do with the trust factor, knowing they're safe, no complicated entanglements will happen as they're not dating the guy, there is no expectation of sex (unless she wants it afterward), they know me well, so no jealousy is going to happen, so it's all very safe and secure, both emotionally and physically. 

 

Women Like This Inspire Me. :)

 

 

A 'Locally hated/Dyslexic Hairstylist' battles the Christian right in a Texas town. 

Just passing this along should someone care to read it. I realize some people don't want to read anything "political" and we're all exhausted by the endless onslaught of the politically based "business" in the USA (because that's what it is, billions and billions of dollars in business for a multitude of companies, media, ad companies, web design, yard signs, lobbyists, t-shirts, the politicians themselves, etc.) but...at the end of all that are human beings being fucked over by the jackasses in the Republican Party.  

Some of us do care about freedom, oppression, the nastiness of humanity, egalitarianism, autonomy, choice, altruism, benevolence, the stupidity of man fighting and killing over oil, land, power, greed, women as chattel, money, and so on, so for those that do, this lady advocating for what is right, against a whole town of brainwashed, ignorant, paranoid inbred stupid fucks...is heartwarming and motivating. 

Future generations and historians will look back on the GOP/Trump era and just shake their heads, wondering what in the flying fuck was wrong with these people. Same as the KKK, Nazis, Mao, Stalin, any era or situation where people allowed themselves to be indoctrinated into a cult...and lost all sight of right or wrong, good or evil, stopped thinking for themselves and not only allowed evil to exist, but took part in it. It reminds me of: 

Witch Hunt by Rush  

The night is black without a moon 

The air is thick and still 

The vigilantes gather on 

The lonely torch lit hill 

Features distorted in the flickering light 

Faces are twisted and grotesque 

Silent and stern in the sweltering night 

Mob moves like demons possessed 

Quiet in conscience, calm in their right 

Confident their ways are best 

 The righteous rise with burning eyes 

Of hatred and ill-will 

Madmen fed on fear and lies 

To beat, and burn, and kill 

They say there are strangers who threaten us 

Our immigrants and infidels 

They say there is strangeness too dangerous 

In our theatres and bookstore shelves 

Those who know what's best for us 

Must rise and save us from ourselves 

Quick to judge, quick to anger 

Slow to understand 

Ignorance and prejudice 

And fear, walk hand in hand

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Melania Trump is Cuckolding Donald Trump!!! :)

Maybe. At least that's what a lot of people are saying, lol. That's what Trumpie always says: "A lot of people are saying." And then he starts lying about whatever it is he's going to lie about...which is pretty much every single damn thing that's ever come out of his mouth.  

Anyway, Melania is 54 years old (which is not old) and Trumpie is 78 (which is getting up there). So, that's a 24 year age difference. Perhaps his daily little blue pill (Viagra) and orange makeup (crossdresser or clown, not sure) just ain't doing it for her. 

 

Melania is surrounded by good looking, young, virile, healthy, well built, muscled up, hard bodied men (and women) through the Secret Service. And by "secret service" I mean she is being "serviced" in "secret" and being pumped full of "secret sauce". 

Whereas Trump is an out of shape douchebag that wears orange makeup, a girdle, lifts in his shoes (high heels) and a wig. Plus, he's obnoxious, ignorant, has a short dick (according to Stormy Daniels, at least that's what "A lot of people are saying.") and is just disgusting. How could she respect a draft dodging, born rich, never worked a day in his life, lived off his Daddies money but still went bankrupt 6 times, flabby punkass bitch of a "man". She wanted access to his money (his Daddies money actually) and she got it, used him, and she views him as he really is...subpar and inferior. 

Melania, shamelessly flirting with Justin Trudeau, right in front of Trump. He knows she's doing it and isn't happy, but being an inferior "man" there's nothing he can do about it. 

 

Melania, staring with scorn, derision, a mocking and sadistic evil look in her eyes, at the wussy, halfman, lesser man she finds loathsome. You can just see the devious intent in her eyes, how she seeks retribution from him, and intends on making his life miserable. 

 

You think when she took that weeks long (months long?) solo trip to Africa she was..."solo"? And even now, where is she? She's pretty much never seen with him. She's off living her own life, at the gym, lunch with the girls, nights out with some random raging rock hard cock...

Melania is shrewd, crafty, sly and I can assure you, she's getting plenty of dick on the side, has been for years, decades even, and she's been loving every minute of it. At least that's what "A lot of people are saying." I mean, I'm "people", a person, and I just said it.  

Okay, enough of me entertaining and amusing myself...off to the gym.