Vanessa Chaland...No Panties?

I was checking some search stats. The obvious/normal ones are the first few pages. The "good" stuff is back on like page 107. This is from one of my shops. Who goes to Amazon, EBay, Etsy and searches for things like this and are they expecting to find anything? Its a shop...not a porn site, lol.  :)

 

 

 

 

Oral sex positions.

Butt Plug?

Its old....but a classic.  :)
Prank Call - Butt Plug

Queening Chair - Face Fuck...Cage...Seat? :)

I came across this on some social media site and have never seen one like it before. I would have to say...Bravo for the effort, its a great concept and a good idea, it shows they are indeed trying...but it just doesn't seem at all comfortable for the "face fuckee" on the bottom. 

 

 

 

I like this design better.

But then I freely admit to being quite...biased.  :)

 

 

As an American..."Get Chuffed" just sounds dirty. :)

I was going to write another book today so I got up early...

 

 

Then hit a slump...

 

My memory going limp like a limp dicked cuckolds dick...

 

And I suck at punctuation anyway....

 

So I took a nap instead.  :)

Women...on Top.

Marketing Yourself....To Yourself. :)

I don't know if I've mentioned this but we (husband and I) do martial arts. Anyway, he sometimes watches that MMA stuff and last night came across this while on YouTube. Apparently I'm paying to market my own whips...to myself. 

Suns-O-Bitches.  :)

 

 

Portraits Capture People's BDSM Style Against Their Everyday Looks.

"Everyday Looks"?

What the hell do they mean by that?  :)